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| Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As o... |
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| Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| what is the diffrent between
Himami & S... |
| 430 Votes, |
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what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Can you explain to me how this lipstick ... |
| 430 Votes, |
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: October 22, 2007 |
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| teacher to sardar:qaatil kese kahty hain... |
| 430 Votes, |
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teacher to sardar:qaatil kese kahty hain??
sardar:pata nahi
teacher:agar tum apna bap ka Qaatal kar to tum kya kahlao gay?
sardar:YATEEM |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 12, 2007 |
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| Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aura... |
| 430 Votes, |
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Q: Watz the differnce B/w Aadmi and Aurat ?
Ans: Aurat aik hee aadmi say bohat sari umeed kerti hai,
Aur
Aadmi bohat sari aurton say aik hee umeed kerta hai. |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: January 17, 2008 |
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| After a quarrel, a husband said to his w... |
| 429 Votes, |
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice." |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart ... |
| 429 Votes, |
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHN... |
| 429 Votes, |
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Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
bOrN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS...! |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: October 19, 2007 |
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| At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's... |
| 429 Votes, |
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| At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Q: What's the difference between good & ... |
| 429 Votes, |
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Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when it's hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons! |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: December 12, 2007 |
