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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man bea...
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Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 21, 2007
Ravan ko court laya gaya & kaha GEETA pe...
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Ravan ko court laya gaya & kaha GEETA pe hath rakho.Ravan chillake bola"Sala SITA pe hath rakkha to itna bawal ho gaya,ab GEETA pe haath nai rakhunga.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so...
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A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 21, 2007
Frndship is like SUSU in the PANT others...
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Frndship is like SUSU in the PANT others can see it,but only u can feel its warmth spreading slowly  all over. So do it,,, feel it & enjoy it!
Category: Friendship SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 25, 2010
A Chinese Proverb : Talking once ...
370 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A
Chinese
Proverb :

Talking
once
with a
genius
is equal to the
knowledge of
reading books
for 1 month !
So,



Feel free
to call me anytime!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Ang...
370 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: A.A on: January 12, 2010
Vajyayee gave a lotus 2 Sonia but she sl...
368 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Vajyayee gave a lotus 2 Sonia but she slaapped him.
Vajpayee asked,"Y did u slap me?" Sonia repled. "Y gave me BJP symbol, so I gave u congress symbol."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: AdminO on: January 10, 2010
TV Serial Shayri 1 Kutta roz 1 ladki k...
366 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
TV Serial Shayri
1 Kutta roz 1 ladki ko Milne jata h
1 Kutta roz 1 ladki ko Milne jata h

Ab tum sab hi batao 'YE RISHTA KYA KEHLATA HAI'Good Ni8
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Md Faizan Alam on: September 18, 2010
Best Traffic advertisement of the year: ...
365 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Best Traffic advertisement of the year:
Picture of Lord GANESHA  saying.
"care 4 ur head and wear a Helmet.not every one gets a replacement like me!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009
Jaha Dekho Ishq K Bimar Baithe H Hazaro...
364 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jaha Dekho Ishq K Bimar Baithe H
Hazaro Mar Gaye Lakho Taiyar Baithe H.
Barbad Hote Hai Ladkiyo Ke Piche,
Or Kehte He Hum Berojgar Baithe H.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: on: November 13, 2010
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