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| Bindas ho kar jene ka, tension nahi lena... |
| 381 Votes, |
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Bindas ho kar jene ka, tension nahi lenay ka
Achey sapney dekhney ka, mast life guzarne ka
Bhoot se nahi darne ka
Boley to mirror nahi dekhne ka |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick... |
| 381 Votes, |
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: July 01, 2008 |
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| Ek machar ki shaadi makhi se ho gayi. Su... |
| 381 Votes, |
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| Ek machar ki shaadi makhi se ho gayi. Suhag raat me bahar ghumte dekh kar dusre machar ne pucha: kya hua? Woh bola tri bhabi ALL-OUT lagake so rahi hai... |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 24, 2010 |
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| Darakhton se patton ki tarhan jhar jaen ... |
| 380 Votes, |
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Darakhton se patton ki tarhan jhar jaen ge hum,
barish main barish ki tarhan baras jaen ge hum.
kya hoa jo itna tang karte hen app ko,
ek din bas yunhi mar jaen ge ham |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: December 23, 2007 |
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| Ravan ko court laya gaya & kaha GEETA pe... |
| 380 Votes, |
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| Ravan ko court laya gaya & kaha GEETA pe hath rakho.Ravan chillake bola"Sala SITA pe hath rakkha to itna bawal ho gaya,ab GEETA pe haath nai rakhunga. |
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| Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009 |
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| Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
F... |
| 379 Votes, |
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Us ne poocha, dost kya hai,
Maine kaant... |
| 379 Votes, |
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Us ne poocha, dost kya hai,
Maine kaanto par chal kar bata diya.
Us ne poocha, kitna pyar karoge dost ko,
Maine poora aaasman bata diya.
Us ne poocha, kaise rakhoge dost ko,
Maine dheere se phoolon ko sehla diya.
Us ne poocha, kisi ki nazar lag gayi to,
Maine palko me usko chupa liya.
Us ne poocha, jaan se bhi pyaara dost kise kehte hain,
Maine aapka naam bata diya |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Phul bankar mukurana hum jante hai, Musk... |
| 379 Votes, |
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| Phul bankar mukurana hum jante hai, Muskurake gum vulana humjante hai, Milke log khush hote hai to kya hua, Bina mile dosti nibhana hum jante hai. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 13, 2010 |
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| Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai ga... |
| 377 Votes, |
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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer:gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay ko bata day ga. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: June 15, 2008 |
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| Zindagi bhar saath tumhe denge.
Giroge ... |
| 377 Votes, |
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Zindagi bhar saath tumhe denge.
Giroge agar haath hum denge.
Dosti k rishto ko kamjor mat samjhna.Ise kayam rakhne k liye har imtihan hum denge. |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: September 28, 2008 |
