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| Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dre... |
| 454 Votes, |
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Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams
For what u r pressing button? that's all
Lorie bhi sunau kya? |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 09, 2007 |
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| Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko. ... |
| 454 Votes, |
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai... |
| 454 Votes, |
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| Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati,... |
| 454 Votes, |
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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: December 30, 2007 |
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| Dukh mein hasne ka maza hi kuch or hai
... |
| 454 Votes, |
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Dukh mein hasne ka maza hi kuch or hai
kisi aur ke aansu apni aankhon se bahaane ka maza hi kuch or hai
miley khushi tumhe zindagi ke har mor pe
apni dua mein kisi aur ke liye maangne ka maza hi kuch or hai |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: January 18, 2008 |
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| Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . I... |
| 453 Votes, |
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata . |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....N... |
| 453 Votes, |
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Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli:) |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me... |
| 453 Votes, |
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boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi.. |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 17, 2007 |
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| Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes t... |
| 453 Votes, |
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: December 06, 2007 |
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| Khushiyon ka sansar leke ayenge,
Patjh... |
| 453 Votes, |
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Khushiyon ka sansar leke ayenge,
Patjhad me bhi bahaar leke ayenge.
Jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hume,
Maut se saansen udhar leke ayenge |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 13, 2008 |
