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Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver ... |
465 Votes, |
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Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi.. |
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Submitted By: ADMIN on: November 13, 2007 |
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PATIENT 2 DOCTOR
PATEINT: Dr jee ... |
465 Votes, |
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PATIENT 2 DOCTOR
PATEINT: Dr jee mujhay 1 buhat bari bemari hay na Khao0o tu bo0okh lagti hay na so0o tu neend aati hay aur zada kaam kerta ho0o tu thak jaata ho0o
DR: raat bhar dho0op main betho0o theek ho0o jao0o gay |
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Submitted By: Suri on: November 25, 2007 |
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Ek hansi jo hasaa de
Ek aasu jo rula de... |
465 Votes, |
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Ek hansi jo hasaa de
Ek aasu jo rula de
Ek aarzu jo jaga de
Ek chaahat jo jaan le
Usi rishte ka naam hai..."DOSTI" |
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Submitted By: Rohit on: September 11, 2008 |
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life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agad... |
464 Votes, |
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life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. |
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Submitted By: farhans on: October 19, 2007 |
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GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar ha... |
464 Votes, |
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GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2007: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI.... |
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Submitted By: Faro on: October 21, 2007 |
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Humne To Socha Tha Ke Har Mod Pe Tume SM... |
464 Votes, |
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Humne To Socha Tha Ke Har Mod Pe Tume SMS Karenge Par Kya Karein Rasta Hi Sheedha Nikla.. |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: November 05, 2007 |
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Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me... |
464 Votes, |
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Father: pados ki larki ko dekho class me 1st aayi hai.. Aur tu fail ho raha hai..
Son: usse hi to dekhta tha isliye fail hogaya!! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: November 30, 2007 |
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Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par d... |
463 Votes, |
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Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai... |
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Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 09, 2007 |
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
P... |
463 Votes, |
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SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he |
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Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 20, 2007 |
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Why Sardar study in front of Mirror?????... |
463 Votes, |
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Why Sardar study in front of Mirror??????
1) It Saves Revision Time.....
2) He Likes Combined Studies.....
3) Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him..... |
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Submitted By: Admin on: December 03, 2007 |