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| Sardar standing on platform suddenly jum... |
| 392 Votes, |
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Sardar standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track. Man says sardarji mar jaoge.
Sardar: marega to tu, suna nahi train platform par aa raha hai |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 21, 2010 |
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| Boy-Tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara main ky... |
| 392 Votes, |
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| Boy-Tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karu? Girl-Aur kya? Pranam karo,prasad lo,dakshina do aur age baro kyuki peche aur v bhakt khare hai. |
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| Submitted By: Suman Das 9046247048 on: December 03, 2010 |
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| Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe... |
| 391 Votes, |
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaa... |
| 391 Votes, |
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| Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE. |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 06, 2007 |
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| merey saber ka na le imtihan
merii kham... |
| 391 Votes, |
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merey saber ka na le imtihan
merii khamoshii ko sada na de
jo tere bagair na jee sakey
usey jeeney ki to duaA na de |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 01, 2008 |
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| yeh dosti k phool jahaan mein jahan kihl... |
| 391 Votes, |
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yeh dosti k phool jahaan mein jahan kihlay
kahin fasle kam huye kahin manzilon ke nishan mile
kya hua kyon hua matt yaad rakhna ise
bus yad rakhna wo pal jis mein tum hum se mile hum tum se mile |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Lafz aap do,Geet hum banayenge.
Manzil ... |
| 391 Votes, |
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Lafz aap do,Geet hum banayenge.
Manzil aap pao,Rasta hum banayenge.
Khush aap raho,Khushiya hum dilaenge.
Aap bus dost bane raho,Dosti hum nibhayenge |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 12, 2008 |
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| LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nah... |
| 389 Votes, |
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| LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... So... |
| 388 Votes, |
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| Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tujhe kutta katega |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Abe peepal ke ped ki,sukhe hue patte mei... |
| 388 Votes, |
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| Abe peepal ke ped ki,sukhe hue patte mein rehnewale bhoot ke,pamje ki last ungli ke tute hue nakhun se behte hue khoon main rehnewale beemar bacteria,kabhi to sms kar. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 31, 2010 |
