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| If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. Wha... |
| 476 Votes, |
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If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan?
"AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna! |
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| Submitted By: Aniket on: January 02, 2008 |
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| Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat dar... |
| 476 Votes, |
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: June 26, 2008 |
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| PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel m... |
| 475 Votes, |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Ma... |
| 475 Votes, |
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Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Duur Khari Sharmay Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat Hath Mein Ketli Duur Khara Chilaey Chai Chai!! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: November 26, 2007 |
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| dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
kya samjh... |
| 475 Votes, |
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dete ho kyu dard bas hami ko,
kya samjho is ankho ki nami ko,
kehne ko to hai lakho tare chand ke,
par kya chand mehsus karta hai is tare ke kami ko. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: January 05, 2008 |
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| Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum h... |
| 475 Votes, |
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Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,
wo dum hai kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
aaj karlo dosti, kya pata kal ho na ho! |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: October 03, 2008 |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Za... |
| 474 Votes, |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zarorat-e-Rishta add. After 1 month he got a letter in reply ?mian sab iss age mein rishte nahi faristhay aatay hein.? |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: November 20, 2007 |
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| MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj... |
| 473 Votes, |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 05, 2007 |
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| tum ko shrem nahi ate rat kay 12 bajy ak... |
| 473 Votes, |
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| tum ko shrem nahi ate rat kay 12 bajy ak jawan handsom or tanha lardky ko miss call kar k us kay jazbat or ehsasat ko jagaty ho shrem karo or soo jawo BYE G00D NIGHT..! |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 08, 2007 |
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| WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya r... |
| 473 Votes, |
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WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do! |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: November 21, 2007 |
