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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sard... |
478 Votes, |
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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Submitted By: mani3 on: October 15, 2007 |
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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha:... |
478 Votes, |
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Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI" |
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Submitted By: Jony 21 on: November 20, 2007 |
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3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thein...E... |
478 Votes, |
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3 chipkalian Dewar Per Ja Rahi Thein...Ek Chipkali Nay Gana Sunaya Baqi Do Nechay Gir Gain... Kyun!!!
Baqi Do Nay Taliyan Bajain Es Leay!! |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 23, 2007 |
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He:pura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hu... |
477 Votes, |
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He:pura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
She:perfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo. |
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Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 08, 2007 |
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Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Dri... |
477 Votes, |
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Munnabhai-Ye saali Govt. Drinking or Driving sath saath kyo nai karne deti?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai.Bhai wo Speed Breaker aane par Gilas gir sakta hai na.. |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 14, 2007 |
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Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande ... |
477 Votes, |
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Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande naaley main doob gaya
Doobtey howey bola: ab aur zulam nahi sahaingey
1 ghar main do do nahi rahaingey nahi rahaingey |
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Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: December 29, 2007 |
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har kadam pe saath nibhaya jin doston ne... |
477 Votes, |
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har kadam pe saath nibhaya jin doston ne aaj unko tahe dil se salaam karte hai,
yun to puri umar bhi kam hai dosti ke liye, filhaal aaj ka din doston ke naam karte hai |
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Submitted By: Afzal on: September 07, 2008 |
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch k... |
476 Votes, |
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua... |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 02, 2007 |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel m... |
476 Votes, |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Krip... |
476 Votes, |
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Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu, Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya, Sarva Shaktishali, Del Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt bolo GOOD NIGHT |
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Submitted By: rosit on: September 11, 2007 |