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ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal ... |
446 Votes, |
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ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal rahy thy
waja pochi to 1 pathan ne bataya k pahli bar hum mai se koi
"Brain Hemorrhage" se mara hy. |
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Submitted By: Soham on: November 18, 2007 |
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stupid questions with smart answers.... ... |
446 Votes, |
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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
girl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve... |
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Submitted By: Rangesh on: December 05, 2007 |
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Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Pyar Hai , Koi Kahta... |
446 Votes, |
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Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Pyar Hai , Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Jindagi Hai , Hum Kahtey Hain , Dosti -Dosti Hai Jissey Badhkar na Pyaar Hai Na Jindagi Hai |
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Submitted By: manis34 on: October 17, 2008 |
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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha... |
445 Votes, |
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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon |
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Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 19, 2007 |
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dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
dos... |
445 Votes, |
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dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,
dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,
waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye |
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Submitted By: Sms frk on: October 10, 2008 |
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 l... |
444 Votes, |
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
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Submitted By: Kina on: October 22, 2007 |
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Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gol... |
443 Votes, |
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Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola!
Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola
Aur woh boli ke thanda matlab COCA COLA. |
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Submitted By: Laila on: January 22, 2008 |
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Pyaar ki kahani jo kabhi shuru hui thi d... |
443 Votes, |
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Pyaar ki kahani jo kabhi shuru hui thi darmiyan,
Is kahani se agar hosake to mera naam mita dena
Zindagi bhar tumhain bewafa na kahenge hum
,Chahe tum khud hi mujhe Dil se bhula dena |
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Submitted By: Faro on: August 29, 2008 |
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Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To ... |
443 Votes, |
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Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain |
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Submitted By: anomym on: September 08, 2008 |
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('.') _|)(|_ ][ (,") _/((\ _ << (",) _/)... |
443 Votes, |
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('.') _|)(|_ ][ (,") _/((\ _ << (",) _/))\ _ >> <(',')> )( _/ \_ <(',' )(\_ _/"> (',') _/)(\_ _/"> INSAN Bano Munni Na... |
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Submitted By: SHahrukh on: December 03, 2010 |