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| Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre... |
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Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 04, 2007 |
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| wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in... |
| 439 Votes, |
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wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in law?
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guess..
think..
nahi janate?
mai batau??
ok....
VICKS VAPORUB....
CHEN KI SAA(n)S.... |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: December 16, 2007 |
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| Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossibl... |
| 439 Votes, |
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Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?
Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-) |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 22, 2008 |
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| Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, ra... |
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| Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare.. |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: September 03, 2008 |
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| Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? ... |
| 438 Votes, |
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: January 20, 2008 |
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| DOSTI
Kaho tu 2 lafz
Mano tu bandagi, ... |
| 438 Votes, |
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DOSTI
Kaho tu 2 lafz
Mano tu bandagi,
Socho Tu ghera Sagar
Dobo Tu Zindagi
Karo tu Assan
Nibhaoo tu mushkil
Bikhre tu sara ZAmana
Simtey tu SIRF TUM |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 26, 2008 |
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| Jindegi guzar jayagi ahista ahista,Fir y... |
| 438 Votes, |
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| Jindegi guzar jayagi ahista ahista,Fir ye waqt dag magayege ahista ahista,Tum mujhe yaad rakhoge kuch der,Fir yaad b mit jayagi ahista ahista. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 23, 2010 |
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| A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da uncons... |
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| A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screams "Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. P... |
| 437 Votes, |
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| Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doc 4 baar aisa hua.sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, ... |
| 437 Votes, |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 09, 2007 |
