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| Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?" ... |
| 467 Votes, |
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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!" |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: October 19, 2007 |
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| larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi,... |
| 467 Votes, |
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larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge?? |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Patha... |
| 467 Votes, |
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Do Pathano ko 3 live bomb mile.
1 Pathan: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.
2 Pathan: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?
1 Pathan: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: December 23, 2007 |
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| Shehazada Saleem: hamari ama aba hum sa ... |
| 467 Votes, |
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Shehazada Saleem: hamari ama aba hum sa itna pyar karta thay k humara sona tak humara paas baitha rathay humm phir bhe na sotay..
wazir: isi lia tuo aap ikhlota reh gai.... |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 30, 2007 |
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| Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Tar... |
| 466 Votes, |
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| Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night.... |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Log kehtay hain ke dosti itni na karo
k... |
| 466 Votes, |
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Log kehtay hain ke dosti itni na karo
ke woh dil pe sawar ho jaye..
Hum kehtay hain ke dosti itni karo
ke dushman ko bhi pyaar ho jaye.. |
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| Submitted By: Aniket on: August 29, 2008 |
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| mana ker us ko le aaon mager is baat ka ... |
| 466 Votes, |
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mana ker us ko le aaon mager is baat ka dar hai
kahin aisa na ho woh aur bhi magroor ho jaye
abhi halka sa dil pe zakham hai teri judai ka
kahin aisa na ho yeh zakham bhi nasoor ho jaye |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly soc... |
| 465 Votes, |
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| Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly socha ho ga k Jannat m rakh lo.Phir Shayed mera Khayal aya hoga |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: September 13, 2007 |
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| Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: ... |
| 465 Votes, |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 20, 2007 |
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| girl: If u will try to kiss me,
mien sh... |
| 465 Votes, |
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girl: If u will try to kiss me,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: October 20, 2007 |
