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| Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only on... |
| 460 Votes, |
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan? |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
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| 460 Votes, |
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Khwaab dekhe bhi nahi aur tut gaye,
woh... |
| 460 Votes, |
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Khwaab dekhe bhi nahi aur tut gaye,
woh humse mile bhi nahi aur ruth gaye,
hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi...
ek baarish hi thi jo saath roti rahi....... |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 17, 2008 |
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| Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai!
Dosti ... |
| 460 Votes, |
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Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai!
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai!
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Par dosti hamse ho to Itihass ban jati hai... |
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| Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shad... |
| 459 Votes, |
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| Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 22, 2007 |
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| sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik... |
| 459 Votes, |
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sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik english movie dekhi... us mai na koi scen tha,na awaz
friend :film ka nam kya tha????:
sardar:plz insert disc:.... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath... |
| 458 Votes, |
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| Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay gh... |
| 458 Votes, |
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai. |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 19, 2007 |
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| 1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom... |
| 458 Votes, |
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1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| 1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Pa... |
| 458 Votes, |
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1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Par uski lash muskurate huye mili..
Farishte ne poocha aisa kuin??
Pathan bola: Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: November 26, 2007 |
