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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. P... |
437 Votes, |
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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doc 4 baar aisa hua.sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai |
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Submitted By: Admin on: December 08, 2007 |
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Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri b... |
437 Votes, |
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Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindagi eak gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend: Bus esi leay main ussay yahaan se le jane aya hon. |
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Submitted By: Monica on: January 17, 2008 |
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar ... |
436 Votes, |
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti. |
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Submitted By: dark morph on: October 21, 2007 |
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
1 ladki j... |
436 Votes, |
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
1 ladki jo pyar de
1 ladki jo acha khana banaye
1 ladki jo uski seva kare
aur ye teeno ladkiyan
ek doosre se na milen |
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Submitted By: Kina on: December 31, 2007 |
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Dil ki galion mein koi gham na ho, hama... |
436 Votes, |
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Dil ki galion mein koi gham na ho, hamari dosti kabhi kam na ho, bas yehi ek dua hain ki tum khus raho kya pata yeh SMS bhejnewala KAL HO NAA HO |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: January 20, 2010 |
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek ... |
435 Votes, |
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... |
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Submitted By: manis34 on: August 31, 2007 |
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Sabne kaha dosti ek derd hai,
Humne kah... |
435 Votes, |
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Sabne kaha dosti ek derd hai,
Humne kaha derd kabool hai,
sabne kaha derd ke saath jee na sakhoge,
Humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna kabool hai! |
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Submitted By: Naba on: September 12, 2008 |
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aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai......... |
434 Votes, |
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aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.......
PUNJABI:mujhay sardar bannna hai ...
DOCTOR:tmhara 50% damagh nikalna paray ga.
punjabi okay .
DOCTOR after operation :ooopppsss tmhara 100% damagh nikal gaya hai...
punjabi after operation;oey khabees k bachay tm kya krti hai............. |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 16, 2007 |
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Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha: Aap meri sh... |
434 Votes, |
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Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha: Aap meri sharab churva sakte ho?
Doctor:Haan kyun nahi,
Sharabi:Toh Police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai,
Plz churva do.! ;-) |
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Submitted By: Saket on: January 27, 2008 |
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Chand ne rabse chandni mangi,
Suraj ne ... |
434 Votes, |
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Chand ne rabse chandni mangi,
Suraj ne rabse roshni mangi,
Rab ne poocha hamari chahat,
Humne sirf apki dosti mangi... |
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Submitted By: Joe on: August 25, 2008 |