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1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange... |
453 Votes, |
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1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange kise kahty hain"??
pathan ne pora page khali chor kar
last page pe likha
"apne baap ki aalud hy to pass kar k daikha |
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Submitted By: menthali on: December 09, 2007 |
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO... |
453 Votes, |
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya |
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Submitted By: anirban on: January 16, 2008 |
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa... |
452 Votes, |
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.." |
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Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007 |
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kitni ajeeb baat hai,mein hun akeli koi ... |
451 Votes, |
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kitni ajeeb baat hai,mein hun akeli koi nahi mere saath haiii....
jis k saath ki tamanna hai mujhe,bus usi ko nahi yeh ehsaas haiii......
bohot dair se baithi hun akeli,kia hai aisa jo mujhse bhi khaas haiii.... |
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Submitted By: Admin on: January 19, 2008 |
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Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Ham... |
451 Votes, |
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Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya,
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya |
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Submitted By: Monica on: September 09, 2008 |
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BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA K... |
450 Votes, |
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BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI |
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Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 20, 2007 |
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Hum apne Dard - e - Dil ka ijhar kya kar... |
450 Votes, |
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Hum apne Dard - e - Dil ka ijhar kya karen,
Hum khud nishana ban gaye hain k yaar kay karen,
Jaan nikal gayee magar khuli rahi aankhen,
Ab is se jyada unka intejar kya karen... |
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Submitted By: hamed on: December 15, 2007 |
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Eak din pyar or dosti mile.
Pyar ne pou... |
448 Votes, |
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Eak din pyar or dosti mile.
Pyar ne poucha "mere hote hoye tumhara yahan pe kya kaam?
Dosti boli "me un ke honton pe muskan lati hoon jinki aankho mai tum aansu de jatay ho". |
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Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 03, 2008 |
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stupid questions with smart answers.... ... |
447 Votes, |
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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
girl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve... |
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Submitted By: Rangesh on: December 05, 2007 |
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Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye ... |
446 Votes, |
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Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much.. |
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Submitted By: boere on: October 05, 2007 |