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| Santa's urine report got exchanged with ... |
| 343 Votes, |
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Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de". |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 04, 2007 |
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| SARDAR GHAR NAI AATA KAFI RAAT HO JATI H... |
| 343 Votes, |
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SARDAR GHAR NAI AATA KAFI RAAT HO JATI HAI.
SARDARNI ;SARDAR JEE ABHI TAK GHAR NAI AAY ZAROR KISI LADKI KA CHAKR HAI;
SARDAR'S MOTHER ; KABHI TU KUCH ACHA SOCHA KARU ,....HO SAKTA HAI TRUCK K NEECHAY NA AAGAYA HO.................. |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 28, 2007 |
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| A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? ... |
| 342 Votes, |
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darl... |
| 342 Votes, |
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| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift... |
| 342 Votes, |
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Son 2 Snata: Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein... |
| 341 Votes, |
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Son 2 Snata: Papa 5 + 5 kitnay hote hein ?
Sardar: Ullu De Patehe
Gadhe
Idiot
Nalayak
Besharam
Tughay kuch nahi aata ja ander say CALCULATOR le k Aa |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: November 17, 2007 |
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| SANTA: tujhay bus main lerki nay thapper... |
| 340 Votes, |
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SANTA: tujhay bus main lerki nay thapper q mara
BANTA: pata nai yaar meri photo nechay gir gaye thi menay kaha behan jee ap ap apni saari oper ker lay mujhay nechay say photo lena hay |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 03, 2007 |
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| Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki s... |
| 340 Votes, |
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Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai?
Banta-Mandir.
Santa-kyon?
Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 26, 2008 |
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| Santa banta se.
Santa : agar aap ko gar... |
| 340 Votes, |
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Santa banta se.
Santa : agar aap ko garmi hain to ka karte hain?
Banta : AC ke paas jaa kar baith jata hoo.
Santa : Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Banta : To main AC on Kar leta hoo. |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: January 28, 2008 |
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| Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man... |
| 339 Votes, |
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: September 02, 2007 |
