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COP: Are ypu married?
Sardar: Yes, to a... |
456 Votes, |
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COP: Are ypu married?
Sardar: Yes, to a woman.
COP,angrily:of course! Did you ever hear anyone marrying a man?
sardar: My sister did! |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: February 12, 2010 |
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is p... |
454 Votes, |
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking |
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Submitted By: Raghav on: May 24, 2008 |
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey banda... |
425 Votes, |
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. |
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Submitted By: Punit on: September 02, 2007 |
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped t... |
418 Votes, |
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama' |
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Submitted By: SMS Guru on: October 06, 2007 |
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Sardar standing on platform suddenly jum... |
395 Votes, |
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Sardar standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track. Man says sardarji mar jaoge.
Sardar: marega to tu, suna nahi train platform par aa raha hai |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: January 21, 2010 |
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe... |
393 Votes, |
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. |
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Submitted By: menthali on: September 04, 2007 |
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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sh... |
384 Votes, |
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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. |
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Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 03, 2007 |
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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pak... |
384 Votes, |
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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..! |
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Submitted By: rozit on: September 05, 2007 |
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne ... |
382 Votes, |
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. |
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Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 04, 2007 |
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick... |
382 Votes, |
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” |
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Submitted By: Colin88 on: July 01, 2008 |