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| How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu,... |
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How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Ban... |
| 337 Votes, |
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
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| 337 Votes, |
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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. S... |
| 337 Votes, |
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| Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...? |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho ga... |
| 337 Votes, |
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Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: November 26, 2007 |
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| Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before le... |
| 336 Votes, |
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along wi... |
| 336 Votes, |
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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do ... |
| 335 Votes, |
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| Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| While walking in the highlands Santa fel... |
| 335 Votes, |
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here. |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 05, 2007 |
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| What does Sardarji do?????????
when he... |
| 335 Votes, |
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What does Sardarji do?????????
when he has one white sheet,,,
and wants an extra white sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: December 01, 2007 |
