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| Why did Santa throw the butter out of th... |
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Titanic was sinking.
An englishman ask... |
| 339 Votes, |
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards! |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Why did santa keep the door open while b... |
| 339 Votes, |
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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even... |
| 339 Votes, |
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Pappu was writing his father's name on a... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bha... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum ... |
| 338 Votes, |
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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: December 19, 2007 |
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| Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. S... |
| 337 Votes, |
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| Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...? |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 s... |
| 336 Votes, |
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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Santa falls in love with a nurse... Afte... |
| 336 Votes, |
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| Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
