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I wud lyk to take u for a romantic dinne... |
494 Votes, |
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I wud lyk to take u for a romantic dinner,
Sit by da candle lite,
Shower u wid roses,
And whisper those 3 magical words...
'PAY DA BILL' |
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Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: December 20, 2007 |
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Press down
again
again.. pleas... |
493 Votes, |
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Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job? |
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Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 04, 2007 |
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means... |
493 Votes, |
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again |
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Submitted By: A.A on: September 05, 2007 |
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Come here,take off urs pants and knicker... |
493 Votes, |
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007 |
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No matter how high the sky is,
How deep... |
493 Votes, |
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No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!! |
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Submitted By: Zakir on: September 07, 2007 |
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin... |
493 Votes, |
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study |
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Submitted By: rxit on: July 01, 2008 |
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Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so... |
492 Votes, |
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Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 05, 2007 |
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This is the telephone terrorist team. Wh... |
492 Votes, |
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. |
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Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 08, 2007 |
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Scroll down if u r free
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... |
492 Votes, |
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Scroll down if u r free
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Scroll up if u r free..!! |
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Submitted By: shashank virulkar on: March 18, 2010 |
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed w... |
490 Votes, |
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces.... |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 04, 2007 |