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Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
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526 Votes, |
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Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo... |
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Submitted By: Sibu on: September 08, 2007 |
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek k... |
526 Votes, |
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! |
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Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 08, 2007 |
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Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans:... |
525 Votes, |
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Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!! |
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Submitted By: Salam on: September 03, 2007 |
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CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE... |
524 Votes, |
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CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA). Don't get too excited bec MBA means
M.Member of
B.Bhikari(Begger)
A.Association |
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Submitted By: Faro on: September 06, 2007 |
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who ... |
524 Votes, |
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now. |
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Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 07, 2007 |
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Aap din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahenge... |
524 Votes, |
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Aap din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahenge
Aap subah ko shaam kaho to hum shaam kahenge
Kyun ke hum
Paaglon se behas nahi karte. |
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Submitted By: Rishi on: December 06, 2007 |
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Whenever I want ur presence. I read your... |
524 Votes, |
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Whenever I want ur presence. I read your SMS. Whenever I want to c u. I close my eyes. Whenever I want to hear ur voice, I throw stones at dogs. |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: January 22, 2010 |
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Aap paas raho ya durr, Hum dil se dil ki... |
523 Votes, |
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Aap paas raho ya durr, Hum dil se dil ki awaz mila sakte hai, Na khat ke na phone ke mohtaz hai hum, aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hai. |
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Submitted By: boere on: September 10, 2007 |
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chin, cho, chi, chuw ,
shi cho chwo chw... |
523 Votes, |
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chin, cho, chi, chuw ,
shi cho chwo chwor
chinn nhi chow shi chow
Kyu nahi parhan aata? Jackie Chan ne mujhe send kya tha, Maine forward kar diya |
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Submitted By: Prady on: December 09, 2007 |
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will ... |
522 Votes, |
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS . |
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Submitted By: niks_B on: August 29, 2007 |